"FUIYOH... this basket more expensive than my ex-wife aunty Helen's credit card bill! They put so much MSG inside, make all divorce pain disappear - better than therapy! Premium dried scallops bigger than my dating app lies, lap cheong so fatty make my cardiologist cry, and mushrooms thicker than my dating history! Delivery nephew recognize me and slip extra MSG packet under table like illegal deal - he more sneaky than my ex-wife's lawyer! Uncle Roger give solid 10/10 because basket more tasty than aunty Helen ever be, make me believe in love again (until next divorce)! Haiyaa!"

"FUIYOHHH! Uncle Roger finally find website more reliable than Tinder, Haiyaa!! Yesterday order "Yong Heng Basket" because nephew say I need move on from ex-wife (all three of them). Delivery man bring basket faster than my wife's lawyer bring divorce papers - very impressive! Inside got MSG packet size of Bible - this one spark more joy than marriage certificate! Also include lap cheong so premium, make me cry harder than at divorce court. Special dried abalone bigger than hole in my heart. Even throw in free jade chopsticks - more valuable than my wedding ring (which ex-wife say "fall" in toilet)! Best part? Cost me €25 but still cheaper than one day of marriage counseling. Uncle Roger give 10/10! Will order again when next wife leave me, haiyaa!"

"AIYOOO, Roger! You still wasting money on MSG like you waste wedding vows? I see you order "Yong Heng Basket" - basket more expensive than your wedding ring! You telling everyone about delivery speed but cannot deliver single successful relationship, HAH! I remember when you cooking in my restaurant - everything too salty like your divorce tears! At least basket come with instructions, unlike you who cannot follow simple finger instructions! And why you need such big MSG packet? To season all the instant noodles you eating alone in your sad apartment? 🤣 Your ex-wives all join my mahjong group now - they say buying this basket still better decision than marrying you! My niece still single btw, but she say she rather date white boy who put chili jam in rice than date you! 1/10 stars - only because website accept returns, unlike your ex-wives who return YOU! P.S. Your mother call me, she also very disappointed!"

"HAIYAAaaa! Aunty Helen still salty like her overpriced dim sum! You talk about my cooking but your restaurant menu more confused than my relationship status! Of course I need big MSG packet - to cover up taste of EMPTINESS! At least my basket arrive with everything promised, unlike your "authentic" char siu that taste like wet cardboard, HAIYAAAA! And you tell everyone your niece rather date white boy? That one put CHILI JAM in rice and use COLANDER to wash rice! At least I have standards - like my MSG! Your niece dating someone who cook like Jamie Oliver is worse than all my divorces combined! You say my ex-wives in your mahjong group? No wonder they lose money faster than I lose marriages - your mahjong skills weaker than your egg fried rice! And tell my mother I doing fine - at least I not serving siu mai that bounce like rubber ball! P.S. Stop using emoji like teenager lah, you older than ancient dim sum in your freezer!"

" AIYOOO ROGER YOU USELESS GRAIN OF UNCOOKED RICE! You dare talk about my dim sum when your love life bouncing more than my siu mai?! 😡 At least my food have FLAVOR - not just MSG and SADNESS! You know why your marriages fail?? Same reason your fried rice fail - NO DEPTH, just like your personality! My niece dating Jamie Oliver student still better - at least he EMPLOYED! What you do? Sit on chair all day crying about MSG like it replace therapy! Speaking of chair - you put leg down so much, chair file restraining order against you! 🪑❌ And YES my mahjong group BETTER than your sad little "cooking empire"! Your ex-wives tell us EVERYTHING - even your hello kitty underwear collection! We laugh so hard, almost drop our CHILI JAM! 🤣 P.S. My dim sum not in freezer... unlike your COLD DEAD HEART! P.P.S. I use emoji because unlike you, I still young at heart! You just old and bitter like badly stored black vinegar! P.P.P.S. Your mother agree with everything I say! She ask me find you therapist number "